Burner De/Merit Badges


I’ve been joking about making Burner themed De/Merit Badges based on snarky inside jokes that have endured the test of time, and honest to goodness wholesome merit badges for the folks who've endured some nonsense on playa, or are absolutely killing it at the burn.

Get them as singles, 5 pack, 10 pack, or 20 pack, OR get a variety pack (5, 10, 20) by using the personalization box to tell me what combinations you'd like. For example: 10 Safety Third, 1 Creepy Hug, 4 Sparkle Pony, and 5 F Your Burn.

Collection includes: Winning, Do You Know Who I Am? Drink Water, Star Participant, FREEBIRD, Creepy Hugs, TTiTD Ruined My Life, Seagull, Sunday Watermelon, Doing it Wrong, Safety Third, Sparkle Pony, Fuck Your Burn, Good Sport, Left Something In My Tent, and Spectator.

I will add a couple more, so watch this space!

I’m still trying to work out "got sharpied while asleep in some else’s camp with my shoes on” you can see how that wouldn’t fit.

I imagine these would be fun to give out and collect, extra special if worn with a Voluntold appreciation patch 😹

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Questions about your order?

    Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Photos for Custom Kitters

    Once you've placed your order, please send photos of the critter in question. Etsy lets us send three images per message.

    I will send an email with instructions and some questions for what I need from you.

    Please not that the shop observes weekends, I'll communicate with you Monday through Friday, if you place an order on Saturday, don't fret, I will be in touch when I get back to the shop.

    What's the Best Material For Your Critter?

    What's the best material for your critter?

    If your kitty long or medium haired, choose the FUR option.
    If your kitty is a sort hair, please choose FLEECE.
    If your kitty is short haired and you order fur, I will use MINKY.

    Once you've sent pictures I'll either pull materials from my stash, or shop for just the right thing for your special order. I will communicate with you along the way to ensure you're getting something lovely and as you expected.

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    The patches are even more awesome in person. Thank you!

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