Burner De/Merit Badge, DOING IT WRONG
In the parlance of Burners, to tell someone they’re doing it wrong can be heard as a loving and generous statement of observation of how right someone actually is doing it. Sometimes it could really mean they’re totally screwing the pooch, context is everything.
One time, on Tutu Tuesday as I was on a morning amble I came across a couple of folks trying to figure out an angle grinder’s power situation; one of the two was cradling the angle grinder like a baby, it’s a heavy tool, I get it. I’m unclear on what exactly caused the angle grinder to come to life while cradled in bare arms but it did and injuries occurred. Due to my proximity I was able to swoop in to assist in ceasing continued destruction of the cradling arm, flip-flopped feet, the calamity that could have ensued if the angle grinder and tutu entangled. Everyone involved in this scene was absolutely, without a doubt, doing it wrong. We’re still friends 20+ years later.
Burner themed De/Merit Badges based on snarky inside jokes that have endured the test of time.
This is a great addition to any patch collection, especially your Burner De/Mertit Badge collection, see more here https://shop.qathihart.com/shop/40572962/do-you-even-burn-bruh
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Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
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Once you've placed your order, please send photos of the critter in question. Etsy lets us send three images per message.
I will send an email with instructions and some questions for what I need from you.
Please not that the shop observes weekends, I'll communicate with you Monday through Friday, if you place an order on Saturday, don't fret, I will be in touch when I get back to the shop.
What's the best material for your critter?
If your kitty long or medium haired, choose the FUR option.
If your kitty is a sort hair, please choose FLEECE.
If your kitty is short haired and you order fur, I will use MINKY.
Once you've sent pictures I'll either pull materials from my stash, or shop for just the right thing for your special order. I will communicate with you along the way to ensure you're getting something lovely and as you expected.
Using the contact form, send me a message with your ideas, size, colors, font thoughts, and how many you want. Let me know if you want it to be exclusive to you, or if it's cool to put in the shop as a new listing? This effects the price some.
Heck yeah I can. If it's just color changes, let me know in the comments at check out.
If it's a size change, there may also be a price change, and I'll want to have a convo with you about it first. Go to the listing you'd like to have resized, and send me a message from that listing with your request. Once we get the details worked out I'll make a custom listing for you.
Some of the patches in my shop are designed by an embroidery digitizer, (that's a skill in itself), I've purchased the design (often from other Etsy sellers) and have rights to create them. Other designs are digitized from the ground up by me, I've been learning to digitize since late 2021, and I have a lot to learn yet. I will also purchase embroidery files of specific elements to make compositions to save time, or because the other digitizer has more skill and experience than I do in with that kind of work.