Burner De/Merit Badge LEFT SOMETHING IN MY TENT
It happens, y’all buddies gearing up to go explore as a pack, but someone inevitably forgets something in their tent, and y’all are left standing in a quagmire trying to figure out how long you’ll wait, they really could be right back, or they’ve been vacuumed into a different side quest and they’re lost for the day. Yall’er asking each other questions about going on without them, should you risk sending another to find them, is it too hot or cold to wait, or are you imbibements kicking in and you’ve now got ants in your pants. WHAT DO YOU DO?
The other side of this is of course, you left something in your tent, you think you’ll be right back but as soon as you get there a clown parade wiggles through your camp with goat kabobs and you recognize your dearest friend from another camp who you haven’t seen in years, and/or your imbibements start kicking in and suddenly you’re struck with inspiration to change into something more manageable, but you get sucked into fluffing your gear looking for a specific tutu , oh boy, now you have to find something else… it’s over you’ve now lost your pack and main quest to finding your spork and maybe this bubble gun, and this hat, and ooh these tights, what about different glasses, oh shit you’ll probably be gone a while should you take a hula hoop or a hover board, why not both? Dang it’s hot in your tent, better find some more water, and a PBR, and a mister, oh fuck you’re done for now.
Burner themed De/Merit Badges based on snarky inside jokes that have endured the test of time.
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Everything in my shop is handmade to order by li'l ol' me in my home studio in Southern Oregon. There are some things that are easier to make in groups of 2 or more, so when someone orders one, I'll have leftovers giving me a small ready inventory, (the Burner De/Merit Badges for example). My shipping times have production times built in, however if I have it on hand, I'll ship asap. I don't actually have piles of inventory in stock =) the quantity available in each listing is there to give you an opportunity to order as many as you want.
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Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
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I will send an email with instructions and some questions for what I need from you.
Please not that the shop observes weekends, I'll communicate with you Monday through Friday, if you place an order on Saturday, don't fret, I will be in touch when I get back to the shop.
What's the best material for your critter?
If your kitty long or medium haired, choose the FUR option.
If your kitty is a sort hair, please choose FLEECE.
If your kitty is short haired and you order fur, I will use MINKY.
Once you've sent pictures I'll either pull materials from my stash, or shop for just the right thing for your special order. I will communicate with you along the way to ensure you're getting something lovely and as you expected.
Using the contact form, send me a message with your ideas, size, colors, font thoughts, and how many you want. Let me know if you want it to be exclusive to you, or if it's cool to put in the shop as a new listing? This effects the price some.
Heck yeah I can. If it's just color changes, let me know in the comments at check out.
If it's a size change, there may also be a price change, and I'll want to have a convo with you about it first. Go to the listing you'd like to have resized, and send me a message from that listing with your request. Once we get the details worked out I'll make a custom listing for you.
Some of the patches in my shop are designed by an embroidery digitizer, (that's a skill in itself), I've purchased the design (often from other Etsy sellers) and have rights to create them. Other designs are digitized from the ground up by me, I've been learning to digitize since late 2021, and I have a lot to learn yet. I will also purchase embroidery files of specific elements to make compositions to save time, or because the other digitizer has more skill and experience than I do in with that kind of work.