Burner De/Merit Badge, DRINK WATER
Is your bestie getting cranky, is someone really grinding your gears, you see someone bawling their face off because they miss their parakeet? Instead of getting cranky, crunchy or crying yourself, both of you DRINK WATER. In the parlance of Burner Culture to holler at someone to DRINK water is to say, "I love you but you're being an irrational ass right now, take care of yourself, please have some water and come back to yourself." It can also be issued as a direct but gentle fuck you to someone who really is being a jerk to you. For the most part it seems that being told to drink water is met with acquiescence, you really cant argue with the right suggestion to drink some water.
Burner themed De/Merit Badges based on snarky inside jokes that have endured the test of time.
This is a great addition to any patch collection, especially your Burner De/Mertit Badge collection, see more here https://shop.qathihart.com/shop/40572962/do-you-even-burn-bruh
1-3 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Once you've placed your order, please send photos of the critter in question. Etsy lets us send three images per message.
I will send an email with instructions and some questions for what I need from you.
Please not that the shop observes weekends, I'll communicate with you Monday through Friday, if you place an order on Saturday, don't fret, I will be in touch when I get back to the shop.
What's the best material for your critter?
If your kitty long or medium haired, choose the FUR option.
If your kitty is a sort hair, please choose FLEECE.
If your kitty is short haired and you order fur, I will use MINKY.
Once you've sent pictures I'll either pull materials from my stash, or shop for just the right thing for your special order. I will communicate with you along the way to ensure you're getting something lovely and as you expected.
Using the contact form, send me a message with your ideas, size, colors, font thoughts, and how many you want. Let me know if you want it to be exclusive to you, or if it's cool to put in the shop as a new listing? This effects the price some.
Heck yeah I can. If it's just color changes, let me know in the comments at check out.
If it's a size change, there may also be a price change, and I'll want to have a convo with you about it first. Go to the listing you'd like to have resized, and send me a message from that listing with your request. Once we get the details worked out I'll make a custom listing for you.
Some of the patches in my shop are designed by an embroidery digitizer, (that's a skill in itself), I've purchased the design (often from other Etsy sellers) and have rights to create them. Other designs are digitized from the ground up by me, I've been learning to digitize since late 2021, and I have a lot to learn yet. I will also purchase embroidery files of specific elements to make compositions to save time, or because the other digitizer has more skill and experience than I do in with that kind of work.